SirCannabisClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ANIM4TIC 01]

lol

I was less then impressed till I got to the part that was like "PENIS PENIS PENIS."

[Squidward's Suicide]

lul

this is a p. good flash

[Blues Episode 2]

Ok, I'll try not to be an asshole but it's gonna

a very difficult task.

Let's start off with the horrendous voice acting. It's very distracting. And horrendous. There is nothing more for me to say other than you could have done better. Most notable, sergeant orange cat thing. SO AWFUL. "NYEH. Get him oughta my sight! NYEH!"
The convo as well is equally as bad. Cringe inducingly bad. A simple example is "Project D.O.O.M.", that stood out like a sore thumb amidst the rest of the awful dialogue. Even something simple, like at least cleverly explaining what D.O.O.M. standed for would have sufficed if it was clever enough and not corny.

Let's pause and say something good. You have nice patience and effort. A lengthy animation is more than a lot of people can place under their belt, whether it be good or bad. One or two of the voice actors weren't so bad to make me cringe, that's sort of good. For example, the female voice actor for the purple thing.

Back to the bad. It's one thing to animate within your skill range, but I can tell when someone is lazy. In the beginning, when the big bad glowing guy tosses the minion, you can see the area where the minion cuts off. You could at least proof your work before submitting it raw.

I'm only going to briefly mention how the awful furry characters remind me of sonichu. I can't go into much more detail on this without getting my review deleted.

One more nice thing break. The menu is nice, very much like final fantasy.

The pixelated gif backgrounds are somewhat distracting. I won't berate you for using images but you could of at least cut the pixels.
The fight scene was pretty lame. Pausing to announce moves is overdone, corny, and all round stupid. Also why does the half man half pokemon sluggmer thing suddenly disappear.

Pausing again for something nice. A single decent convo point was when the devil thing picked him up and gave him that somewhat cool warning. That was the only cool part.

However the point before when he was like "HATE" with hate written in the backround, that was cringe. Also when the blue thing said "Its. My. Brother." That was also lame, in part to the terrible voice acting and convo.

Overall, I am not impress. I could have looked past all the flaws if you had at least tried to write the convo better and voice the characters nicer. I might have even looked past the god-awful sonic fanfiction characters if you had done this.

I will not berate you for your graphics, but I can and will berate you for your cheap two dollar logitec microphone. Even a simple trick like covering the microphone with a cloth, not breathing directly into it, and doing multiple takes on the convo till you got it right would have sufficed.

Listen, I'm done. You can do two things, mark my review abusive and cry to your sonic fanfiction website, or take my bitter advise with a grain of salt and better your own work. The choice is yours.

[angry chimp lipsync]

not bad

needs a bit of work, notably the head bob, but I'd say stupendous work overall.

TheBoogley responds:

I think it would've been better if I'd planned it more carefully... thanks :)

[[KK] Pokemon Parody #3424]

hey

my favorite pokeman is squrtle

Magyar responds:

i like charmander

[Shit Pickle Goes Driving?]

dag

that tune is fucking groovy

YoMommaClock2 responds:

Thank you Cannabis Clock! You rule!

[Decision]

hmm

I was much more impressed with the backgrounds, the character animation seemed choppy and sloppy. I liked it, but to be honest you should of cut the frame by frame stuff. It really hurt the overall flash.

flamereaver responds:

The reason behind that is that I've started this flash a year ago and dropped it. So I just recently decided to finish it and I mostly focused on redoing the backgrounds.

[Fuck Bitxhez Get 40Ouncez]

pure gold

I'd five it but I'm figuring you'd rather have the zero

HeapHoulf responds:

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[rant on non conformist]

lol

you sound like chris chan

crazyguylink responds:

lol. Wow. that's creepy XD. Thanks

[Blue Lotus]

I'll be honest

the entire time I was hoping for a shark to come out and suddenly just eat the two things