Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi is an untalented hack

HAHA look at this terrible resume(bottom of post)

Hopefully someone is dumb enough to hire me too. I Can do the exact same thing.

.:Freelance work
Newgrounds
Employer: Tom Fulp (Flash cartoons)
Primary duties: Making terrible, awkward nintendo and power ranger movies
Notes: Have created over 100 pieces of animation for newgrounds creative center (See what I did there? I made newgrounds flash portal sound really professional (; !)
Secondary duties: Sucking cocks every day and trying to have sex with fat voice actors.
Reason for leaving: Still employed making terrible flash
May we contact this employer?: Yes, every day. Preferable hours are 1am to 5am

TL:DR: Making shit movies then buttering up your shit resume with jargon will not get you hired you abominable jewnose faghot.

Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi is an untalented hack

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FlashfireEX 2010-12-12 14:44:24

Let's see your resume. :P

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 14:44:24

I'm still working on it, do you think I should tell them about the awkward sex scenes in my power ranger movies?

SquareHard 2010-12-12 14:44:40

I didn't think he could sink any lower, but somehow he pulled it off.

Not to mention that's the worst looking resume I have ever seen.

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 14:44:40

thats no way to talk to someone who's made over 100 movies for the newgrounds creative center of Perkasie Pennsylvania

FrozenFire 2010-12-12 14:51:54

What about voice acting pokemanz?

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 14:51:54

I'll trade you squirtle.wmv for your charmander.mp3

MysticShinHanKu 2010-12-12 14:53:55

Paid work is professional work. He's had newgrounds creations sponsored, making them paid work. Why do you hate him for that? Besides he's a college student, do you expect him to have a crazy huge long list of professional work on his resume? Putting down someone else's work won't make yours any more popular.

This post seems like a waste of time. I don't see why a newgrounds user wouldn't support a fellow newgrounder.

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 14:53:55

Using your logic, I can pay someone ten dollars to draw a picture of a butt and then have him place "Professional Artwork commission for Cannabis Clock INC at Bumfuck.cdu" on his jargon infested resume.

Pull your head out of your anus before you speak.

Oney 2010-12-12 14:58:05

so if hitler used NG you'd support him?

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 14:58:05

I support Hitler regardless of newgrounds involvement

Oney 2010-12-12 15:00:30

I would like to pay you $1 to make me 1 frame of badly animated cack. You're now paid, and professional!

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 15:00:30

Woah Oney from the newgrounds creative center wants to hire me, this is so going on my resume

Oney 2010-12-12 15:05:04

Excellent! You start monday!

PocketIllust 2010-12-12 15:18:12

I kinda-sorta like Kirb, but my god, who the fuck puts that on a legit resume?

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 15:18:12

creative professionals

Grombie 2010-12-12 15:18:19

Do you really have nothing better to do with your time than blog about how other people are untalented? Go outside, get a girlfriend, and stop wasting your life infront of a monitor.

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 15:18:19

Don't hate just cause I'm pointing out the obvious

actually disregard that because I'm currently having sex with a bagel and eating cheetos

MattAttackMatt 2010-12-12 15:18:55

Nicely done, I must admit. Rub his smelly leavings right in his face. His video's are no good, using outdated jokes that only a dead body could love.

I salute you.

reeceyboyo 2010-12-12 16:05:00

quick question cannabis master clock.....what the fuck is a resume...im british so its likely i have no fucking clue what the fuck that shit is

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 16:05:00

According to wikipedia, curriculum vitae is your word

Tycrane 2010-12-12 16:23:05

Lol, I could care less about his resume. As long as he keeps on animating he'll get more jack than you'll ever get.

LOLOL I SO CLEVURR

XenophobicMute 2010-12-12 16:30:08

Bitches.

Fawx 2010-12-12 16:36:10

hit me on my beeper

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 16:36:10

Beeper? sorry I use cup on a string

Regularjoe 2010-12-12 16:39:40

He's still qualified enough to work on Famliy Guy.

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 16:39:40

I'll give him that

twinsnake6 2010-12-12 16:40:25

lol sounds like someone is jealous. leave it to a worthless clock to complain

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 16:40:25

I'm totally jelly

MAYORMCHEESE 2010-12-12 16:43:19

eh, why not. if he's getting a job in Flash, he's gonna show off his Flash work, no matter how stupid the subject matter is

it's not like he's gonna go "yeah i've used flash before, no i can't show you it!"

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 16:43:19

I'm just pointing out how anyone professional would laugh at his jargon

Great-01-Revolver 2010-12-12 16:48:01

What a funny lil' dumbass

Lionelion 2010-12-12 16:59:13

im surprised you went and found this just to try to make fun of him.
granted, it is a little odd to put the part about his 100 pieces of animation on there, but depending on the job he is going for, it could be a good thing.

SirCannabisClock 2010-12-12 16:59:13

I took all of one minute to google his name and get that

also one hundred flashes on newgrounds couldn't land a job at burger king

deadzombievg 2010-12-12 17:25:34

Cracker please

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