SirCannabisClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Solid Snake]

epic

holy shit

[Hypno-toad]

huh.

increase the frame rate the speed of the eyes went way too slow.

David3000 responds:

i put it at 24 because thats the frame rate futurama uses but if i ever use hypno toad for any thing every again i will

[Webby Hero]

I AM WRITING YOU AN REVIEW

hello nice movie

[Madness Day 2008]

what an excellent film!

a highly enjoyable spectacle yes!

[The Bukakke Udon Song]

right.

apart from the sleazy clusterfuck that is this movie, I can tell that you probably put forth a lot of effort on this heaping thing. Unfortunately the flash artist in me simply can't condemn a person that puts fourth true effort in an animation. So rather then give you an unintelligent fuck you accompanied by a 0, I'm going to try to give some sort of constructive review.

Obviously there will no doubt be "oh my god tits and ass vote 5" reviews, which I'm sure you understand is a certain way to guarantee pageviews. But appart from that I had absolutely no idea what was going on. It appears as though that some malevolent force is abducting (oversized) women in an attempt to grind them into noodles. Basicly some people that look like bad guys move around on the screen till they fight the (clique) queen of hentai and you realize they're actually the good guys. Not that I complain about this: but on a semantics point of view, you'd think that hentai queen would want to be a horrid clique for pornography, not some crazed thing making noodles out of people.

Though you probably tried fairly hard on this, it would of been perfectly fine if you cut out the porno crap. Of course it probably will help you get at least twice the recognition, the people who would truly appreciate work are not the braindead fabs looking for a quick fap. You've turned something with potential into a steaming pile of clique "ass'n'titties" light porn film.

But I digress, if this is what you want to do go right ahead. If you truly want to be a shepherd for preteens and +21 virgins looking to wave their dicks in approval, go right ahead. Because my words wouldn't be worth being written if you're just another one of them minus the fact you can actually animate.

[All your bread]

hey..

I liked it! creative

[Strawbrary.]

don't see this kind of creativity often

excellent work!

ClockRadio responds:

thanks CannabisClock.

[The animation fairy]

creative!

I like it

[My very First Flash]

hey uh

zoom in on the screen or something