You are so sexy, but also arrogant, mmmm I like that.

Actually I can help you find your stepbrother.

But nothing in life is free, maybe we can make a trade. mmmmmmmmmm.

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Preferably at least two different ones for three different voices.
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INTUOS 4 N***A

It's gonna take some time getting used to. Working on getting those kinks out. So used to using my right hand mouse drawing I feel almost uncomfortable using my left hand for once.

HAHA look at this terrible resume(bottom of post)

Hopefully someone is dumb enough to hire me too. I Can do the exact same thing.

.:Freelance work
Newgrounds
Employer: Tom Fulp (Flash cartoons)
Primary duties: Making terrible, awkward nintendo and power ranger movies
Notes: Have created over 100 pieces of animation for newgrounds creative center (See what I did there? I made newgrounds flash portal sound really professional (; !)
Secondary duties: Sucking cocks every day and trying to have sex with fat voice actors.
Reason for leaving: Still employed making terrible flash
May we contact this employer?: Yes, every day. Preferable hours are 1am to 5am

TL:DR: Making shit movies then buttering up your shit resume with jargon will not get you hired you abominable jewnose faghot.

actually no I lied. Fuck you.

N I GGER.

Anyways I thought it's p. ironic that the word n i gger is censored when the staff released a movie slamming Africa with every cliche in the book.

This post is now a petition to uncensor the word n i gger on newgrounds

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n****r

To most users he was the cheerful man who had an eerie obsession with girls with dicks. But to those who really knew him knew him he was Akeem: an aspiring artist and all-round cool guy.

http://www.pennlive.com/news/patriotne ws/index.ssf?/base/news/12896061041468 70.xml&coll=1

"Around midnight on April 19, Isaac Roberts roared down North Seventh Street in Harrisburg, police said, with the headlights of his car switched off.

Fleeing a police incident, Roberts hit 80 mph in the 25 mph zone as his 1996 Infiniti sedan blew through two red lights, police said.

As a third light turned red at Maclay Street, Roberts ran that, too, but he didn't make it through the intersection.

His car, now basically a wheeled missile, broadsided another vehicle, killing an 18-year-old city man, an aspiring artist and Harrisburg High School graduate named Akeem Cornelius, police said."

He was a beloved newgrounds regular and artist: and while me and him had our differences I wish condolences upon his grieving family.

sdgfs

Check out his awesome artwork!
http://fatchaos.newgrounds.com/art/

I have always been a big fan of sexy lizards. I think he is a very talented and awesome artist.

Here are my favorites of his work, they're all sexual by nature so please only +18 thank you.

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/fat chaos/fight-together-love-forever
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/fat chaos/chyrie-holiday-special
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/fat chaos/mistress-vulva

VOTE 5 EVERY DAY SHOW YOUR SUPPORT

Before I state the following: I'd like to make it clear that I do not think Shadman is a bad artist, just a pedophile rapist that makes terrible shota art, and possibly a donkey fucker.

He started off alright, making typical but decent nudes. I even loled when he started doing dickgirls; even though chances are it was meant to be a sexual fetish rather than hilarious. However, roughly a month or two ago I started grimacing as each dick-boy-girl-thing, farting-anus and pissing-vagina-corpse led me to believe the Shadman is, indeed, a faggot.

Shadman however is not the biggest faggot: that goes to you user reading this.

The most repulsive thing is how you, the user, continue to flood his art pages with encouragement, praise and tens. Do you people realize you are reviewing whole pages of tens to little boy penises? Let me repeat that, you are reviewing ten on little boy penises. Perhaps you are a cancerous 14 year old pedophile retard, I don't know and I don't care.

Once more, you, the user, are praising pictures of shota penises.